You know when you bored, you do some crazy stuff. That is all I really have to say.
There’s a girl next to me at the bus stop and she’s so cute aw
I want to kiss her 500 times
SHES NEXT TO ME ON THE BUS WHAT DO I DO
ask her if she wants to exchange bodily fluids with you and stimulate each others serotonin secretion, and maybe eventually contribute to the preservation of ours species. trust me, I’m a scientist.
Oh, one of my Gallifreyan things fell down.
I wonder which one it is…
Are you fucking kidding me?!
The one that falls down is the one that says “Goodbye John”
I actually like the phrase “Go educate yourself” as a replacement to “Go fuck yourself” because some people just do not deserve the pleasure of masturbation, and instead deserve countless, painful hours of sitting behind screens and books trying to correct their wrongs.
fun adult phrases ;)
- the stock market
- the government policy on ________ is ______
- when i was your age
- i was reading the paper the other day and
- the economic recession
- brussels sprouts
for no reason in particular i was looking at a list of nocturnal animals on wikipedia and
one of these is not like the other